Please sir tell me   Why there's no black superman? K K K Kryptonite?   God only makes Caucasian superheroes   Please sir tell me   Why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap?   Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit      Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?   Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?      Please sir tell me   Why there's so much vagrancy? Layabouts get a job   Well there's an opening for a part time una-bomber   Please sir tell me   Why my life's so pitiful but the future's so bright?   Well I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas      Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?   Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?      Pushing up   Pushing up   Pushing up      Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?   I'm so dysfunctional?   I'm so dysfunctional?      Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?   Please sir, please sir   Tell me why if God is love, I'm so dysfunctional?