Dick meets jane and a fire starts   Jane leaves dick and it breaks his heart   Dick asked jane, "why'd you leave me? "   "cause you're not dangerous, rough or sleazy"      Now dick's dangerous   Now dick's rough   Now dick's sleazy   Nice guy dick don't live here anymore   Dick bought a swanky love pad down by the shore      Chorus   He's going prime time   Online   69      All the girls come around to get dick   They all adore him now 'cause he acts like a prick   Each one tries to tie dick down   Dick never falls in love, on the girls start coming 'round   Dick don't fall for their sweetness   He knows their weakness   Dick knows a secret   Secret is dick leased himself a nice car   Girls like car   Girls like dick   Dick scores      Chorus   Solo      Suddenly jane wants back in dick's life   'cause jane hears dick's a popular guy   Jane looks good, dick takes her home   Dick kicks hers out after he gets his bone      Now jane wants him   Now jane needs him   Now jane loves him   Jane loves dick now that she got the heave ho   Jane got what she wanted   Dick ain't a nice guy no more      Chorus      Spoken by woman: but I want dick!      Solo