Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females   With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails   Reach into my mind for the rhymes I'm seeking   Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it's leaking   Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair   So I can climb up and get into your underwear   Rat soup eating test cheating no business punk   You're insecure born in the junkyard with the junk   You've gone wet look crazy and messed with your head   You fucked around and wound up with the bald skin head   You're all mixed up like pasta primavera   Why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera   Cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor   So get that money out of your ass you whore   I brought her upstairs onto the roof   I dogged your wife and she is a doofus   Clean B cleaning the G spot you know that we've got   Dolemite's house and you have not   Look out my window look over the city   With two black eyes your girl ain't that pretty   Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat   Why you wanna beat your girl like that   Living in the rat race smoking rat weed   You reap what you sow when you plant the seed   Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto   Got more Louie than Phil Rizzuto