Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver   and she shows it off to all her friends.   One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,   So she caged him up with cyclone fence.   Along came Lou with the old baboon   And said Recognize that smell?   Smells like seven layers,   That beaver eats Taco Bell.      Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans   And he travelled with the carnival shows.   He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars   And he candied up his nose.   He got wind of the big brown beaver   So he though he'd take himself a peek,   But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis   Now he ain't pissed for a week.   (And a half!)      Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,   And she stuck him up in the air.   Said I sure do love this big brown beaver   And I wish I did have a pair.   Now the beaver once slept for seven days   And it gave us all an awful fright.   So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch   And the bastard tried to bite me.   Wynona loved her big brown beaver   And she stroked him all the time.   She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her   She might have a porcupine.