Oh I can still remember   Jenny Hernando   She was my little lovely one   When I was seventeen.   I remember the day that she   Gave me her viriginity   And then she gave it to everyone   In our vicinity.      Oh I can still remember   Julie Tolentino   The dancing Filipino   We used to run around.   Her and Flouncin' Freddy   Were going hot and steady.   Now she runs a dyke bar,   The biggest one in town.      I can still remember my   Old friend Todd Squelati   I watching him snort a   Milkshake right up his nose.   He slurped it up the left side.   Blew it out the right side.   How he ever kept it down,   I will never know.      Of course I still remember   Ol Flouncin' Freddy   We were pumping gas   Down at El Sobrante Shell   His Mustang was his pride n' joy   He liked to dance the cowboy,   Hanging out at Jack In the Box   But eat at Taco Bell.