Jerry Was A Race Car Driver Lyrics by Primus
Album : Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
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Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say El solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun

Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
Jerry was a race car driver   And he drove so goddamned fast   He never did win no checkered flag   But he never did come in last   Jerry was a race car driver   He'd say El solo number one   With a bocephus sticker   On his 442 he'd light 'em up   Just for fun      Captain Pierce was a fireman   Richmond engine #3   I'll be a wealthy man when I get   A dime for all the things that    Man taught to me   Captain Pierce was a strong man   Strong as any man alive   It stuck in his craw that they   Made him retire at the age of 65      Jerry was a race car driver   22 years old   Had too many cold beers one night   And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.