Hey, yeah      Carjack used to fix flat tires   Cadillac used to be a Benz   Big joints never gotcha higher   Freebase cost you in the end      I'm just a no-name reporter   I wish I had nothing to say   Looking through my new camcorder   Trying to find a crime that pays   I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering   Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today      He's gay, used to mean he's happy   Nowadays happy ain't allowed   You're played, used to mean top forty   Now forty days of being played ain't proud      I'm just a no-name reporter   I wish I had nothing to say   Looking through my new camcorder   Trying to find a crime that pays   I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering   Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today      Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah      Safe sex used to mean no babies   When intercourse used to mean fun   If I had fifteen ladies   I would only fuck with one      I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering   Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today      Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah   Whoa