Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy   This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother   Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified      Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots   And that's when the neighborhood, d-d-dogs   They'd line up around the block, meow!      When my little scarlet feline roars   The locals come around   (Come around)   When they see the scarlet light   They know it's time to come chase her down   (Chase her down)      Lo and behold the fantastical way   In which their bodies groove   My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood   Scarlet pussy, hey, it's cool   Scarlet pussy, yeah      Pussycat, pussycat   Wherefore art thou, puppy?      She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat   She can make you sad when you're happy as can be   She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets   All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy      Every dog would try his lines   To get pussy's attention   All they want is so exposed   In ways too gross to mention      Green, virgin teenager, a filthy rich yuppie   Pussycat, pussycat   Wherefore art thou puppy?   Scarlet pussy      She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat   She can make you sad when you're happy as can be   She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets   All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy      Scarlet pussy   Pussycat, pussycat   Wherefore art thou, puppy?      She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat   She can make you sad when you're happy as can be   She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets   All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy   All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy      She can make you happy, she can make you sad   She can make you crazy   She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet   She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets      She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat   She can make you sad when you're happy as can be   She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets   All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy