Uurh, uurh, uurh      I am a dog outside your door   I have been there since quarter to four   You are a cat lickin' intense   I bite your leg in self-defense      Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh   Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh      Get out my tree, grinnin' at me   Lickin' your tail like it's cream   Strokin' your whiskers, causin' a scene   That's not the way to be to me   (That's not the way)      Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh   Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh      And the doggy say to the kitty   La, la, la, he, he, hee   I want you, you want me   Oh, how sexy it will be   Ever get together in my tree      Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh   Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh      Hey, little pussy you sure look sweet   Knockin' me off of my four feet   (Knockin' me off of my four feet)   Sure do wish dogs could climb   (I wish, I wish)   Then we could have a funky good time      Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh   Say it again, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh      Why you wink at me?   I don't wanna see   (I don't wanna see)   Nasty little cat up a forbidden tree   Is it really wortha one night of fun?   You've got nine lives, I only got one      Say it, uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh      And the doggy say to the kitty   La la la, he he hee   I want you, you want me   Oh, how sexy it will be   If we ever get together in my tree      I'm pickin' up your scent