Weird goings-on at the county jail   Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail   He's strapped down to a swivel chair   Trying to swivel right out of there   Pin-striped sweet's in cell 15   Convinced his self it's all a dream   He's got a pet black tabby cat   That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat      The door flies open, in strides geek   Looking like the front page of newsweek   He says to lou in a voice of glee,   'what's the matter, ain't you glad to see me? '   Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up   As green as a leaf in a tea-cup   When on to geek's back jumps a stetson-hatted cat   Which breaks geek's neck like he was a rat      Long gone geek!