Evidence of a new religion   I'll spare you the details   Effluent from a bloated business   With replica shirt sales      Two for the kids, one for the wife   Indicating a stunted life   Didn't know gullibility was so rife?   Well, you do know now      Evidence of a new religion   Some hippie with a gripe   Strikes a blow with his census form   By summoning Star Wars tripe      Here's a thing that I'd love to say   Lynndie England walks free today   If she'll only agree to play   With every Jedi Knight      An' lo, my faith it was honed   We can't be alone   Don't say we're alone      Give me ancestry that's inbred   Give me wit that's completely dead   Give me a zip for the back of my head   I wanna join in too      Evidence of a new religion   Meeting a human need   Fertilizer for the brain   Feeding the weakest seeds      Feeding the weakest seeds   Feeding the weakest seeds   Feeding the weakest seeds