Trailer for sale or rent   Rooms to let fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets   I ain't got no cigarettes      Ah but, two hours of pushin' broom   Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      Third boxcar, midnight train   Destination Bangor, Maine   Old worn out suit and shoes   I don't pay no union dues      I smoke old stogies I have found   Short but not too big around   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      I know every engineer on every train   All of the children and all of their names   Every handout in every town   And every lock that ain't locked when no-one's around   I sing      Trailers for sale or rent   Roms to let fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets   I ain't got no cigarettes      Ah but, two hours of pushin' broom   Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      Trailers for sale or rent   Rooms to let fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets   I ain't got no cigarettes      Ah but, two hours of pushin' broom   Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      Trailers for sale or rent   Rooms to let fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets