This is a story of our first teacher   Shetland made her jumpers   And the Devil made her features   Threw up her hands when my mum said our names   Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims      But it's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with      It's over and done with   It's over, it's over   It's over and done with   Baby here, let me hear ya      This is a story of losing my virginity   I held my breath and the fey held a trinity   People, I'm making no claims to no mystery   Sometimes it feel like my sex life's all history      It's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with      It's over and done with   It's over, it's over   It's over and done with   Yeah, yeah      I'm not saying these events didn't   Touch our lives in any way   But, ah, they didn't make the impression   That some people say      This is a story of watching a man dying   The subject's unpopular but I don't feel like lying   When I think of it now, I acted like a sinner   I just washed my hands then I went for my dinner      Yeah      It's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with   It's over and done with      It's over and done with   It's over, it's over   It's over and done with   It's over and done with      It's over, it's over   It's over and done with   It's over, it's over   It's over and done with      It's over, it's over   It's over, it's over, it's over, yeah   Aah, oh, oh, wo