We are the rascals that fuck up your place   We'll leave a mess and feel no disgrace   The party is gonna end because of us   We'll keep drinking after we had enough      We're the scoundrels that will steal your shit   Fuck you over and laugh about it      Let us in your house is your first mistake   You don't know the problems we'll create   We'll brake your china and fight your dog   Steal your alcohol and give you none   Got no friends cause we don't fit it   You're just mad cause we stole your gin   "They're just bastards and a bunch of drunks,   kleptomaniacs, and fucking punx"      Nobody like us cause we are jerks   Got no money cause we don't work   What's mine is mine and what's yours ain't yours   Love to cause trouble when we are bored