Money, get away.   Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.   Money, it's a gas.   Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.   New car, caviar, four star daydream,   Think I'll buy me a football team.      Money, get back.   I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.   Money, it's a hit.   Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.   I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling setAnd I think I need a Lear jet.      Money, it's a crime.   Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.   Money, so they say   Is the root of all evil today.   But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they'regiving none away.      "HuHuh! I was in the right!"   "Yes, absolutely in the right!"   "I certainly was in the right!"   "You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a   bruising!"   "Yeah!"   "Why does anyone do anything?"   "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"   "I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking   why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and   screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.   It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"