I saw a sign by a pay phone   It said get in line so I did      The nice cars they drive by fast   Suckin? up many gallons of gas   Yeah, I wish I had a few   I wish I had a few      In the alley with a box for two   Flashbacks to my old room   Yeah, I?m sorry about the mess   I?m sorry about the mess      I think we have a better chance   Rob the place but clean up the mess   Rob the place but clean up the mess      The big stars that crash cars and get paid   Say lines and pay fines and get laid   I don?t have to look to see, that place isn?t me   The guitars and money, the big shots   Bad cops and charities go by      The big stars that crash cars and get paid   Say lines and pay fines and get laid   I don?t have to look to see, that place isn?t me   The guitars and money, the big shots   Bad cops and charities go by      In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two      In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two      In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two   In the alley with a box for two      The big stars that crash cars and get paid   Say lines and pay fines and get laid   I don?t have to look to see, that place isn?t me   The guitars and money, the big shots   Bad cops and charities go by      The big stars that crash cars and get paid   Say lines and pay fines and get laid   I don?t have to look to see, that place isn?t me   The guitars and money, the big shots   Bad cops and charities go by, go by