Chorus------Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me    East to west college girls are easy       This story's kinda funny    it's one about the hunnies    Now Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny       And how about Mona?    Her hips was like a mota    I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota       and then there was Amy    now how can you blame me    she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me       and Vicki gettin Weazy    both a bit sleezy    cause all college girls are just to easy       (Chorus)    Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me    East to west college girls are easy    Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me    East to west college girls are easy       1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin    to get a guy that sexually performs    so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm       went to the dorm sunday around midnight    i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite    to her room and said that she had been scopin    me in english class and now she was hopin    just to talk (yeah right) but now instead    since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed    I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition    then she got down in a yoga like position    took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna    her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana    she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya    and needless to say i knocked it like a Hoosa       Chorus       Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends    Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends    why just the other night lookin for a party we    went to the house of some girls in a sorority    The music was live and the party was a rock-up    not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers    well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin    at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin    thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)    with the little booty (booty)    I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy    I knew that she adored me but my friends warned me    Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny       Chorus (2 times)