You think your life is difficult   Well mine's a little bit harder   You see I've got this problem   My girlfriend is a vampire   Blond hair, brown eyes   Thin waist My prize   She sleeps during the day   When I'm not exactly tired   It ain't much fun in a coffin   My girlfriend is a vampire   Sucks blood, likes bats   Big fangs My love   You can't take her out in the sun   You can't take a picture of her   Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf   My girlfriend is a vampire