Those jealous dogs, always on the alert   Tattle tale rights   They'll take your back and leave your shirt   Like that jealous bitch   Always wanting more   The courts have made her rich   And the click of high heels down the corridor   Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs      Those jealous dogs, detectives every one   Don't be a sucker all your life   She's gonna have you hung   Evidence, evidence, evidence   Suspicion invites treachery   Oh you really got taken   Bringin' home the bacon   Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs      Bow, wow, wow, here come the dogs   Here come the dogs   Don't lay down, here come the dogs   Stand straight don't slouch   Get down off the couch      You're gonna wet on the couch   Get down off the couch      Those jealous dogs, they get worse and worse   Every time you turn around   They're sniffin' at your purse   Who do they think we are?   What do they think we do?   It's hard to get in the mood   When you're treated like some kind of dog food   Jealous, jealous, jealous dogs      Bow, wow, wow, here come the dogs   Oh ruff ruff, here come the dogs   Get down, here come the dogs   Mind your leg, roll over and beg      Happy birthday darlin'   Empty hearts   Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas   Apart