I'm the adulteress but I didn't want to be   But I'm convenient and I make good tea   I stand accused of the worst crime in history   That's my mystery, I'm the adulteress      I go to the park with a bag of crumbs for the birds   That's where we meet without words   He takes my hand and stares into the wood   There's nothing to understand, it's understood I'm the adulteress      Look at the fool   Made up to go out   She's desperate and lonely   But she's puttin' it about      Look at the spinster   Comin' down off the shelf   She's in love   And she hates herself      Don't try to stop me, don't get in my way   It's too late, I've made my play   Does misery love company?   I'll be in the bar, you'll find me