Let me stay one more day   It would mean so much to me   (Ahh)   I won't make a sound   (Ahh)   I'll just hang around   (Ahh)   I'll sit where the last one sat   But oh no, I'd never do that      Take my mouth as far as you can see   It stretches farther than I care to think   Put me out of my misery   (Ahh)   If I could keep it shut   (Ahh)   I wouldn't be in this rut   (Ahh)   With less chance than a laboratory rat   Oh no, I'd never do that      You're a master of illusion   You say you do but you don't   You think I will, I know I won't      When I see you sitting there   It sends a shock right through me   Never thought an ordinary chair   Could have such poetry   (Ahh)   I don't deserve your time   (Ahh)   I haven't got the tact   (Ahh)   I live above my means in fact   Oh no, I'd never do that      Never do that   Never do that   I'd never do that