Three p.m. and she's under the covers   Dumpster breath, she's my hungover lover   Strong as steel, four olive martini   Hand on her head and one on my weenie      She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette   She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette   She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette   Suckin' on a candy cigarette      Three p.m. and we're slow to recover   We're hangin' out and well hungover   This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini   So pass the fire and light me sweetie      She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette   She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette   She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette   Suckin' on a candy cigarette