"...here we are (see what happens)...face to face, a coupla of a silver    spoons..."   "...a coupla of silver spoons (Ye-heah!)...signin' up, a coupla of silver    spoons..."      I'm all out of nachos   I call my pal   "Whatcha gonna do?"   "I'm gonna go see 'Weird Al'"      My mom drives one way   Your mom drives home   Where's my ten gallon hat?   It's Sty-ro-phoam!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   Well, ya gotta go!      I've been known to shave   I got happenin' hormones   I think I'll call a girl   On the phone!      I've been known to bathe   My little head   Get me home by ten   I gotta be in bed!      I had to leave home   I felt so caged   But when i got to the arena   My mom had me paged!      PAGED!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   Well, ya gotta go!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   "Weird Al" concert?   Well, ya gotta go!      Go! Yeah, Go! GO!      I Like 'Weird Al"   My brother likes "Weird Al"   My sister likes "Weird Al"   YOUR MOTHER LIKES "WEIRD AL"!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   Well, ya gotta go!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   Well, ya gotta go!      Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   "Weird Al" show?   Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?   Well, HIDDY!   HIDDY!   HO!