Tell automatic slim   Tell razor-totin' jim   Tell butcher-knife-totin' annie   Tell fast-talkin' fannie   We're gonna pitch a ball   Down to the union hall   We're gonna romp and trump 'til midnight   We're gonna fuss and fight 'til daylight   We're gonna get your wang dang doodle all night long   Tell cooda-crawlin' ray   To tell abyssinia ned   To tell old pistol pete   To tell everybody he meets   Tonight we need no rest   We're gonna really throw a mess   We're gonna knock down all the windows   We're gonna kick down all the doors   We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long   All night long x4   Tell fats and washboard sam   Everybody gonna jam   Tell shaking boxcar joe   We got sawdust on the floor   Not tell peggy and collin dine   We're gonna have a heck of a time   Now when the fish scent fills the air   There'll be snuff juice everywhere   We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long   All night long...