Jabawokee ding dong   Slip slap slee   Dipstick paddywhack   Pee pee googalee gee   Polly wolly sling slang   Skooey dibbily doo   Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong   Hop hip kagagoogoo      Hickory dickory slickory flip flap   Dip stick to my Lou   Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham   Whack snack koochie koochie koo   Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle   You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle   'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch   You gotta gish, you gotta gash   You gotta wax Grandma's mustache   And lay out socks   To make sure they match   Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma      Slappety dappety sling skism skasm   Bing bang boo   A yip, a yap, a snippety snap   Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo   Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle   Awhee clunkety clang   A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz   Chitty chitty bang wang lang   Zippity doo dang lipidee ay   Oompa loompa doo   A piggly wiggly dooda    Stinky winky linky foo man choo   Plus you gotta dip, you gatta doodle   You gotta shave Grandma's poodle   'Cause Grandma would do the same for you       You gotta libby, you gotta labby   You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby   'Cause you should know Grandma's are people too   Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma       Now if you listened to the words of this song   You know they're comming straight from the heart   Never make fun of your Grandma   Even when he rips a juicy fart      And rember to dip you gotta doodle   You gotta stop playing with your noodle   'Cause Grandma said it would make you go blind   You gotta girpper, you gotta griper   You gotta change Grandma's diaper   And then pretend you really didn't mind   Whoa, respect to the Grandma