I'm a big fuckin' dick   I'm a pain in your ass   I drink all your beer   I'll eat the last slice   I'll give you charley horses   I'll pull your shorts down at the beach   I always need a ride   Nobody likes me      My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous      I spit when I talk   I swear in front of your mother   I throw shit at the movies   I wear tight pants   I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket   And then I don't show   I tell you I saw your girlfriend   Fucking two guys at a party      'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous      I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned   I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it      Polychronopolous   Pansy   Pussy   Shit for brains   Douchebag      I'll leave your gate open   So your dog runs away   I'll make fun of your pimple   Then I'll grab your sister's ass      'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous      And I don't care   And I don't give a shit      I'll break your brother's stereo   And then tell him it was you   You think you're better than me   Well you're fucking wrong      Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous      Deal with it