Put on your yamakah    Here comes Chanukah    So much funukah    To celebrate Chanukah       Chanukah is    A Festival of Lights    Instead of one day of presents    We have eight crazy nights       When you feel like the only kid in town    Without a Christmas tree    Here's a list of people who are Jewish    Just like you and me       David Lee Roth lights the Menorah    So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah   Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?    Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli       Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too    Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!"       You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"    Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!)       Put on your yamakah    Its time for Chanukah    The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs    Celebrates Chanukah       O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew    But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted)    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby    Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!       Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is    Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges!    So many Jews are in showbiz    Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is       Tell your friend Veronica    Its time you celebrate Chanukah    I hope I get a harmonica    On this lovely, lovely Chanukah       So drink your gin and tonic-ah    and smoke your marijuani-kah    If you really, really wanna-kah    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah       HAPPY CHANUKAH!