Put on your Yamaka   Its time for Chanukah   So much funnaka   To celebrate Chanukah      Chanukah is the festival of lights   Instead of one day of presents   We get eight crazy nights      When you feel like the only kid in town   Without a Christmas tree   Here's a new list of people who are Jewish   Just like you and me      Winona Ryder,   Drinks Manischewitz wine   Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein      Guess who gives and receives   Loads of Chanukah toys   The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys      Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,   Courtney Love is half too   Put them together   What a funky bad ass Jew      We got Harvey Keitel   And flash dancer Jennifer Beals   Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish   And yes her boobs are real      Put on that yarmulka   Its time for Chanukah   2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka   celebrates Chanukah      O.J. Simpson   Still not a Jew   But guess who is,   The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo      Bob Dylan was born a Jew   Then he wasn't   but now he's back,   Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish   'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.      Guess who got bar-mitzvahed   On the PGA tour   No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods   I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.      So many Jews are in the show biz   Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish   But my mother thinks he is.      Tell the world-amanaka   It's time to celebrate Chanukah   It's not pronounced Ch-nakah   The C is silent in Chanukah   So read your hooked on phonica   Get drunk in Tijuanaka   If you really really wannaka   Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!