time to take out the menorahs      put on your yamakah   it's time for Chanukah   so much funukah   to celebrate Chanukah      Chanukah is a festival of lights   instead of one day of presents we get 8 crazy nights   so when you feel like the only kid in town   without a Christmas tree   here's a new list of people who are Jewish   just like you and me      Winona Ryder   drinks Manischewitz wine   then spins a dreidel   with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein      guess who gives and recieves   loads of Chanukah toys   the girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys      Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish   Courtney Love is half too   put them together   what a funky bad-ass Jew      we got Harvey Keitel   and flash dancer Jennifer Beals   Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish   and yes her boobs are real      put on that yamakah   it's time for Chanukah   two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah   celebrates Chanukah      OJ Simpson   still not a jew   but guess who is   the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo      Bob Dylan was born a Jew   then he wasn't but now he's back   Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish   cuz we're pretty good in the sack      Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed   on the PGA tour   no i'm not talking about Tiger Woods   i'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore      so many Jews are in the show biz   Bruce Springsteen isn't,    but my mother thinks he is      tell that Daryl Lamonaka.   it's time to celebrate Chanukah   it's not pronounced CHA-nukah   the C is silent in Chaunkah   so read your hooked on phonicahs   get drunk in tiajuanakah   if you really really wannakah   have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah   happy Chaunkah