Why don't you pick up after your done?   I'm not your slave   I'm not your mother   I'm not your maid   I mean I've got a life too   So fuck you!      Why can't you be nicer to my friend?   They're gonna be here soon   Last time they were here   You just sat in the bedroom   Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou   Fuck you!      Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?   I only took it 'cause you like moo shu   Fuck you!      I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately   Fuck you!      Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off    Fuck you!       I WAS AT WORK, I WASN'T AT A BAR    FUCK YOU!       I had the beer at work, for God's sake    Fuck you!       By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?   Fuck you!      I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you   Why don't you ever take me to a play?   Or a museum?   There's an art gallery two blocks away   And we've never been there   We always do what you wanna do   Fuck you!      You didn't notice   I got new throw pillows for the sofa   You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue   Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?   You take me for granted   Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?   I always try to look my best and you should too   Fuck you!      Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?   You're such a jerk   The only thing you do right is   Tell me that you love me   Well, I guess I love you too   But fuck you!   Seriously