Schnine    He's a pretty good guy    He's nice to his neighbors    You can count on him to buy your school candy bars    He's a real nic guy    He's always got the jumper cables    He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation    He's a good-hearted man    Volunteers at the library    He'll help you find a book on whales    He's a thoughtfull man    Rememers your birthday    Says God bless you when you sneeze       But there's a problem    It's not your average problem    But it's a pretty big problem    His hobby is moyda    His hobby is moyda    He'll eat a hamboyga    Then commit moyda       He's a friendly guy    He waves to all the joggers    Children use his backyard as a short-cut    He's a real sweet guy    He always recycles    Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay    He's a great, great man    He'll sign your petition    Then proceed to compliment your new haircut       But there's a problem    It's not your average problem    But it's a pretty big problem    His hobby is moyda    His hobby is moyda    South of the boyda    He's wanted for moyda       Here he comes    Hey Larry, how ya doing?    How's the garden coming?    You know, it's interesting    I just read at the library    That you need to rotate the soil    To get real plump, read tomatoes    Oh, and one more thing    My hobby is moyda    Two, three, four    I'm a sick man    My hobby is moyda    My hobby is moyda    I'll eat a hamboyga    Then commit moyda       [Chanting]    I never loiter    After committing the doity deed of moyda    Only Sigmund Freuda    Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda    Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder