When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car   You tell me the bus already left   Cause you're my best friend!   When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong   You tell me to fix it   Cause you're my best friend   Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose   Best friends don't laugh when you wear your grandpa's clothes   You're my best friend!   When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show   You told me it wasn't that great   Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)   When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen's party   You told me it wasn't that great   Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)   Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teeth   Best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest   You're my best friend!   (Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy   (Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!   (Best friends!) Don't hold their nose and point at you   (Best friends!) Help you find your hat   Oh, you're not just a friend   You're my best friend   (Take it!)   When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school   You told the teacher I was out there   Why? Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)   When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach   You were playing football so you couldn't help but I know you would've   Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)   (Best friends!) Don't kneel behind you while the other guys push you   (Best friends!) Don't step on your sandwiches!   (Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can   (Best friends!) Don't tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you   Oh, you're not just a friend... you're my best friend!   Oh, you're not just a friend! You're my best... friend!   Call me back!