Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies    ya'll ain't seen shit yet    eh yo man let em know       Oh yeah, guess who's back    it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack    don't care about cheddar or the paper chase    i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face    a straight up chicken shit    a pansy ass punk    If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk    while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses    I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses    Can't afford no rims my    my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it    I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes    back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times    I roll solo i ain't got no clue    i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo    afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark    i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park    denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts    my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips    when i step to the club feel free to stare me down    because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown       May-or-of-pus-sy-town       When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv    slumped out on the couch so no one can see    unless I hear somebody knockin on my door    then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor    i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,   that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife    i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble    i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble    when the shit goes down i make a break so fast    look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past    searchin for the sneakiest place to hide    straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride    slippin slidin, runnin hidin    you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin    oh no here we go, out come the glocks    i take off so fast i pop out my socks    you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run    i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun       He clams up he shuts down    His pants he almost shits    He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits       well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her    i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder    i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight    hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night    I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive    don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch    never drank remy never delt crack    one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack    if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room    just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom    naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there    the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair    but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt    i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out    i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front    it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt       freakin sneakin crawlin creepin    when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin    i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side    when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise       fake nose fake wig fake beard    it all worked pretty good    sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent    and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker       now all you coward mother fuckers out there    walkin round with your head hangin low    just cause you ate one dick    just know    my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school    case closed       May-or-of-pus-sy-town