Al Stewart - Beleeka Doodle Day      I could have gone to Cambridge with Lionel   I think I tried to raise a pound   Just to see the University   And find the scenes she hung around      Is your mind a menagerie   Perhaps, I mean it's hard to say   A pterodactyl built its nest on me   I'm feeling strange but quite OK   On this beleeka doodle day      Archimedes and his orchestra   Loudly disapprove of life   Got mad when I called them unmusical   Tried to land me with a wife      Out in San Francisco's wonderland   The purple poet kneels to pray   But I just hang around your city and   I don't have anything to say   On this beleeka doodle day      I had a week once in Italy   With Mike and Robin and some songs   I had a girl once in Sweden but   I haven't seen her for too long      I drift down to the Cousins and   The usual people were all there   I saw a girl in the soft red light   I smiled but she looked away   On my beleeka doodle day      I wrote a song just before the dawn   And then I lost it now its gone   I spent all day playing Monopoly   It seemed to feel like getting on      Sometimes I wonder how it feels to be   Paul McCartney or the Queen   I wonder how they'd feel if they were me   I think its gonna start to rain   On this beleeka doodle day      Oh Jack the Ripper and Hippocrates   They're out to get me in the end   I think they'll find me by the ruined trees   Without a candle or a friend   Then they'll bring me to the wizard's cave   Softly mould me into clay   And lock me in with no telephone   And laugh and throw the keys away   On my beleeka doodle day      So to Avril and I would like to give   My thanks for lending me your room   I stayed one night, ah but I had to go   I think I'll maybe come back soon      Of all the girls that I have ever known   There wasn't one who didn't play   They came and went just like the newspapers   And left me mere to find my way   Through my beleeka doodle day