My flatmate told me,Said that you'd rung while I was outCelebrating being youngAnd I was thinking while I was drinking,I'd like to think I'm an adventurous chicken...I never know when the night has ended,I'm more stupid than God intended!Instead of listening to the don'ts,I just do.It's true! It's true! It's true...I'm not through yet!I wish I was teenageInstead I am your grandadI thought when I reached 27I'd be either in hell or heaven,Had a heart attack and went epileptic,Almost prophetic as it was pathetic.I looked grim,Shook the cold hand of panic,Said, "Have a nice death."But I'm no TitanicAnd now I'm riding like the Headless Horseman,On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah!I wish I was teenage, instead I am your grandad!Living like a teenage grandad,Looking rahter sad.My way is to be way out there.Living like a teenage grandad,Looking rather sa.My way isn't your way out...I never know when the night has ended,Man I'm more stupid than God intended!Now I'm htere,Living like a teenage grandad,Looking rather sad.My way isn't your way out...----------------------------------------------------