Find a special crazy zone  Travel along a tube and find  Let it mess with your mind  Nooner, gonna interfere  Pullin' out your hair with a toothbrush  Nooner, making all the crazy  Unnecessarily lazy  Living like a hermit crab  Let the Nooner reach and grab  Pull your brains out by the stems  And never know when  Chorus  Nooner is the thing that's never been born  It likes to kill without being warned  Travel along that tube tonight  And let the Nooner die...