Was it destiny that one day  It was born  Drunk creature of the night  who haunts us for our brew  It was dark, midnight or so,  when most had left for home  Breath of life, Lohocla lives,  the barley entity  Now it is alive spawned from  the loins of beer  Throat parched and on a quest  to quench his - die hard thirst  All he asks oblige him  in giving up your drink  It's okay, don't shit your pants,  he's tamer than you think  Refrain:  Where is he from? Why is he here?  Nocturnal boozer on a pursuit of beer  So set him free from sobriety-tonight!  Inebriate! One of his favorite words  Control his state of mind  though he has no dime  Out of cash and out of stash,  he's coming off his high  Time to cruise the local joints  to mooch Iiquld food  Solo: Axel, Andy  Wading through the bar  and wasted off his ass  Lohocla's drunk again yet  still he begs for more  Refrain  One day you'll encounter him,  you'd better share your beer  You don't need to  start a senseless fight  Have yourself some F.U.N.  Solo: Axel  Macho man!  These homos have to strut their stuff  So they can show how cool they are  But we know they're knucklehead  Refrain  Solo: Andy  Mellow out!  Just kick back, enjoy the show  Spare us all, don't prove yourself  Why ruin someone else's night?  Refrain  Repeat 1st verse  Refrain 2 times