Hey, liste, we're so sick of it  Fire water is the devil's drink  Don't want it, no more chugaloo  Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!    Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea  No more of that liquod death  No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead    No whisky, you can have our beer  We'll be living in sobpiety  Immortal! Drinking is a sin  Prohibition is a good idea    Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways  Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier  Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight  Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight    Don't do it! Through your beer away!  There'a a better way to have some fun  At parties, if you wanna booze  Get a six-pack of tomato juice    Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea  No more of that liquod death  No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead    Believe it, we are clean and dry  We could play a gig at double a  Headbangers on a water binge  If you're heavy don't you drink and dive    Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways  Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier  Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight  Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight    The future - we can see it now  Merchendizing heavy metal link  Thrash soda in the water bar  Multivitamins - we got our fill    Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea  No more of that liquod death  No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead    Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways  Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier  Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight  Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight