Monday morning horror,  breakfast on my shirt  Everything is wrong today  Traffic driver me crazy,  my blood is running hot  Morning's passed,now I think I remember  Holy shit!  Ugly bitch playing with my member  Mutated sow with an extra tit  Senseless ruckus late at night  That's when we began to fight  Four a.m. and we were hungry  Cooked some food  Ate until the fridge was empty  Then they left, all their bellies full  Refrain  Solo: Axel, Andy  Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes  Getting sick  I swear to kick this nasty habit  And never drink for ever more  Headache ceases, all is fine  Getting thirsty, where's the wine?  I cannot stop though I'm seeing double  Sloshed again  I know it's sad but I really need it  Cause alcohol is my only friend  Refrain  Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!  What did I do?  Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!  What did I do? I always regret  the morning after!