Early in the eighties  The brealdancers very strong  But we destroyed their discos  The day and all night long    Our loudness was incredible  Our metal alcoholical    Zombies attacked us from behind  But we survived the Berlin nights    Ugly, fat and alive  Twenty years of thrash 'til death  Ugly, fat and alive  Bangin' 'til our final breath  Ugly, fat and alive  Always held the bottles high  Ugly, fat and alive    And then we joined the beer-wars  Invasion chemical  We puked into the tour bus  The morning after smell    Our loudness was incredible  Our metal alcoholical    There knocked an alien at my door  "Meaning of life?" it asked me for    Ugly, fat and alive  Twenty years of thrash 'til death  Ugly, fat and alive  Bangin' 'til our final breath  Ugly, fat and alive  Always held the bottles high  Ugly, fat and alive    We won't be stone cold sober  Like our two-faced manager  We do the tankard club tour  No groupies there at all    Our loudness was incredible  Our metal alcoholical    We still destroy all discos  The kings of beer are back, let's go    Ugly, fat and alive  Twenty years of thrash 'til death  Ugly, fat and alive  Bangin' 'til our final breath  Ugly, fat and alive  Always held the bottles high  Ugly, fat and alive