Moral law! The drinker's guide  Was handed down by god  Sacred law for man to follow  Revere them as your own  Life's too short to waste your brew  It's plain to see-obey the rules  Refrain:  Thou shalt not waste and  thou shalt not spill  Just drink your beer - Commandments  Thou shalt not puke cause  there's no excuse  Just drink your beer - Commandments  Mankind was long deprived  Of the rules encased in stone  Ten written the rest were lost  When will they be found?  Laws misplaced for centuries  Where can they be? The brewery!  Refrain  Solo: Axel, Andy  Rejoice I The time is now  Fulfill Your sacred vows  Pay need to the blessed stone  Respect the holy law  Life's too short to waste your brew  It's plain to see-obey the rules  Refrain  Solo: Axel, Andy  Repeat 1st verse  Laws misplaced for centuries  Where can they be? The brewery!  Refrain 2 times