Nine o'clock on channel six  Get the beer and get the chips  Death is live opon the screen  It's reality TV!    New disasters! Don't you miss  All the details - we'll be back right after this  Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews  Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care    Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud  Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud  Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood    On patrol with cameras  Gonna make some victims stars  TV vamps, for blood we thirst  Help that man, but shoot him first    Moving pictures full of pain  Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain  Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head  Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears    Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud  Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud  Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood    Should there be a day of peace  We've our something up to sleeves  Our "assistant" will commit  Any shit to land a hit    Want to be on live TV?  Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see    Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud  Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud  Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood