This song goes out to all the fakers  You all know who you are  It started with a girl  Kept turning her nose up at my band  She's into Yellow Card, Blink and Simple Plan    It's so pathetic    She's into Jane's Addiction  But she don't know their songs  And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along  She thinks that she's so "emo"  Next week she'll be a "goth"  It all amounts to nothing  She gets murdered in the mosh    One night I crashed at her apartment  Her Sonic Youth cd's were nowhere to be seen  Instead, all I found was a letter  Her correspondence with some pop star magazine    It's so pathetic    She's into Jane's Addiction  But she don't know their songs  And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along  She thinks that she's so "emo"  Next week she'll be a "goth"  It all amounts to nothing  She gets murdered in the mosh    Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind  When she said she though  Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive  Just go to concerts that you love  Cos there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys    She's into Jane's Addiction  But she don't know their songs  And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along  She thinks that she's so "emo"  Next week she'll be a "goth"  It all amounts to nothing  She gets murdered in the mosh    This song goes out to all the fakers  Out to the critics and haters  This song goes out to all the fakers  You all know who you are  Give it up  Your friends will find out  Now or later  Time foe change  Just be yourself  Don't be a faker