When I go to sleep I pray  I'm waking up to I got you babe  Like the guy from Groundhog Day  Just wanna live forever this way  Flash back to seventeen  Got my ass kicked by the football team  Another Loser on the scene  Editor of the chess club fanzine    I asked you out for losing truth or dare  The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah    Pinch me, is this real?  I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville  Now I'm off the social flat line  Things are so good that I'm  Taking down my star trek shrine  And you're more than just my valentine  You're my ticket outta loserville    She gives me butterflies  Says I'm not like all the other guys  Doesn't care what car I drive  She still enjoys the ride    When I got to sleep I know  That you'll be there tomorrow  And it gives me vertigo  It was just a week ago that    I asked you out for losing truth or dare  The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah    Pinch me, is this real?  I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville  Now I'm off the social flat line  Things are so good that I'm  Taking down my star-trek shrine    You blew me out on a Sunday night  You were bored to tears pretending  Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the  guy in your happy ending    Well you were wrong to lead me on  Now in the night I wake up screaming  Where the hell did I go wrong?  Where's Scotty when you need him?    Pinch me, is this real?  I'm on a one way ticket back to loserville  Heading for the social flat line  Things are so that bad  I'm dusting off my star trek shrine    This is where it ends and I can taste the glory  How can I depend  On a better story?  Made it, blew it, couldn't save it  Think about her all the time  It's like I never had her valentine  So I guess I better kiss goodbye to my ticket outta loserville