by Scatterbrain  from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble'    My mama's talkin' to me  She tells me how to live,  But I don't listen to her  'Cause my head is like a sieve.    My daddy he disowned me  'Cause I wear my sisters clothes,  He caught me in the bathroom  With a pair of pantyhose.    The basketball coach  Done kicked me off the team  For wearing hi-heel sneakers  And acting like a queen.    The world's coming to an end  And I don't even care,  As long as I can have my limo  And my long blonde hair.    And it don't bother me  If people think I'm funny,  'Cause i'm a big rock star  And I make a lot of money!    I'm so bloody rich,  I own apartment buildings,  Shopping centers, condominiums  And I only know three chords!  You fools - watch me now.    ----------------------------------------