My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her  I got a girl and yes indeed-  She's got everything I need.  You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.  I built myself a fine machine-  She does more than cook and clean.  I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady  My Swiss Army Girl.  I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,  It all came together in my laboratory.  I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,  Then I got this idea from my pocket knife.  Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,  But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.  She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.  She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.  Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool,  Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.  Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,  She canges into many things with lightning speed.  Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,  But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.  My girl's all a man could wish-  She can even scale a fish.  Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex and so much more.  You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.  Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO!  She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.  She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.