(2Pac)  I know this girl and her name is Minnie  Livin' in the projects didn't own a penny  Met her at a school dance so I took a chance  Walked her to the parkin' lot for a little romance  Got to my car, put the key in the ignition  turned on the slow jams, I was on a mission  I was catchin' wild things like the chicken pox  I was "J" and knockin' boots right down the socks  She was freaky and wild, oh man could I call it?  But when I dropped her off, she had stole my wallet  I couldn't quite believe that why a hoocher-coocher?  But that was my first experience with MINNIE THE MOOCHER!!    (2Pac)  Minnie the Moocher was a legend on the block I'm from  A dream girl to many brothers, but true to none  Her reputation was enormous - a real go getter  And once a brother met her, he wanted to get with her  Maybe it was her smile, her personality or  the way she shook her shimmy or the clothes she wore  But whatever it was, Minnie the Moocher was an expert  Real heart-breaker, but never get hurt  She had this boyfriend, his name was Diamond  helpin' Minnie out with the little social climbin'  Met with Politicians, peace to many others  Suddenly and instantly, they became her lovers  She took the power that they possessed  And Minnie did it all without gettin' undressed  Minnie dissed Diamond sayin' that he could not live with her  But he wanted payment for the things he did for her  He grabbed the gun sittin' on the nightstand  Minnie held the bullets, put the pistol in her right hand  She was a legend to everyone who knew her  That's is my memory of Minnie the Moocher    (Ray Tyson)  Minnie had a boyfriend, a gambler  Addicted to poker, an alcoholic, a basshead, crack smoker  He took her to Harlem, and all around Chinatown  He bought some bass, a pipe a tape of hard-rap sounds  She was an addict, tired of the static and poverty  Sick of the same ghetto misery  See, Minnie was a young kid lookin' for excitement  Smokey was a hoodlum, headin' for inditement  Then one day their relationship stopped  when Smokey was killed by the M-I-C-Cops  Minnie was hurt, lost without a clue  To her, there was no chance of gettin' somebody new  So she walked home sadly, as bad as it seems  She cried herself to sleep to find the man of her dreams    (Ray Tyson)  She had dreams and schemes about the King of Sweden  He gave her things that this girl was much needin'  A plush house made of gold and steel  A diamond car with a platt in the wheel  Now you might think this is a lot of stuff  But to Minnie this was not enough  He bought a stable, full of thorough-bred race horses  His meal she ate was a dozen courses  She had a fortune in nickels and dimes  And she sat around and counted it a billion times  She had bank, yeah Minnie was clockin'  Had every sucker in the neighborhood JOCKIN'!!  She would walk by tryin' all to wink her eye  Then she dissin', with zero reply