Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date  To have a little loving in the back row  Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun  But don't tell daddy, that's a no-no  Hope it won't offend, maybe you could bring a friend  We could have more fun with three  If she's up for some, you could even bring your mum  She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me    All you ever think about is me, me, me  And I can understand it  My ego's got so big lately  Swear that you could see it standing on another planet    I would've thought you'd have noticed  My ego's too big  Yeah I'm the host with the mostest  My ego's too big  Don't tell me you haven't noticed  My ego's too big  Hi, I'm the host with the mostest    Hey teach, remember when you used to preach  'Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well'  As a rule always had to act a fool  But look at me now, shows you never can tell    Now you're finally listening to me, me, me  And that's not how you planned it  My ego's got so big lately  Swear that you could see it standing on another planet    Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes  Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you've seen our faces in the news  Maybe it's just that you're out of practise  Hell yeah! Taking that for granted    Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase  The only sleep we get is when we're travelling to the next place  Hell yeah! I miss my family  But I've got all my best friends right here around me    And it's worth for that one hour  Get up on stage and feel that power  Me and you have got this understanding  Better clear the floor  My ego's coming in for landing