I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs  And everybody thinks it's funny  I don't get mad  I don't laugh cause you don't shave your legs  But everybody thinks it's funny     No need to get mad  I don't spend my time with anyone  Who doesn't think I'm wonderful  Or somewhat cash refundable at times     Now I'm out here counting airplanes  Trying to make sense of the change  And I don't wanna be just anybody  So don't try to figure me out  I won't try to figure you out     I don't wanna be some average anybody  Now I got friends that ride into the storm  And ride out of the storm with nothing  They rode into the storm with     And there seems to be a price for everything  You get what you pay for then you pay for  What you already thought you bought before     When you're up between the new sky line  The city lights and the warm sunshine  It's a long way down  When you can count on one hand what you love  And can count on who you love to help you on your long way down    You end up counting airplanes  Trying to keep up with these changes  I don't wanna be with anybody else  So don't try to figure me out  I won't try to figure you out  I don't wanna be some average anybody