Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message  tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace.    Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit  called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change  the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our  commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this  shit is fuckin'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking  about a place to stay or something? I think he said  he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog.    [Madrox]  Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat  I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need  This product I have right here, is small and light in weight  And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase  Stardust  We're not sure just what it does  But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us  "If it wasn't for this here product and so on...."  Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on  It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells itself  If you got problems in life, this here product can help  This opportunity is golden, I'm holding in my hand  The key to a brand new life, for those who have a shilling or two  And been compelled by the product  And intrigued, about what it can do for you  Honest, it's the last case I got, and when they're gone, they're gone  Take a chance with stardust, it'll fix whatever's wrong    [Chorus x2]  Nothing can be better than this  It only cost what you're spending on it  It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud  You're either buying, or you're moving along    [Monoxide]  What's this ya ask, I can't say  'Cause what I'm selling here today, effects each in a different way  And I'd be glad to give you a little sample, but a dabble isn't ample  And plus if people see, then I get trampled  Grab hold of my hand ma'am, and walk with me  Don't go hiding in the back, and try to talk to me  I can see 'em start to well up in your eyes  Like raindrops falling from the sky, give it a try  And how about you,  Ain't ya sick of being picked on for nothing?  Well I'm gonna tell you what to do,  Ain't you sick of being pushed, hit, kicked, and even spit on  Well get you some of this, and then tell them haters to get on  Now I been living off the stuff,  That we been selling for some time now  And look at me, I'm finer than a line now  I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes,  But if you're looking for a change, then it's finally arrived    [Chorus x2]    [Madrox & Monoxide]  Come with us as we embark, on a tale of a  salesman-slash-hustler  'Cause if you got money, you're a potential customer  Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?  Probably not, but people are ready to buy  Anything, from anybody, any time at all  Snake oils, wristwatch, stardust, he got it all  And it's all half off, and everything has to go  It's a limited time offer, 'cause funds are running real low  Before you wake up, we're already gone  On our way, another town, another story evolves  And it's been done for so long, that I don't even feel wrong  It's second nature, it's as easy as just walking along  I never tie myself down, to anything I couldn't leave  In less than twenty seconds, and believe  I won't forget it, I'm just a hustler, you can trace it in my bloodlines  Ask them for the name of the greatest, I bet they say mine    [Chorus (repeats)]